fucking cray cray!

people who constantly use facebook in order to scream that which defines them are equivalent to the jim carrey character on in living color who'd walk into any room and shout, "i'm gay!"  or was that mad tv, and not jim carrey, but the stewart guy?   matters not, but what matters is these people really need to expand their horizons.  perhaps instead of looking at the world through the pregnant lens (e.g., this mama's going to get her haircut today.  5 weeks!) or the sick lens (e.g., i feel like i complain all the time, but i have to take my meds today and they're not going to win!  i'm going to bed.  i wish i could be awake like everyone else.  no one knows what this feels like.), look at the world through the person lens (e.g., christmas was fantastic, but now i'm looking forward to easter, because i'm going to weigh 30 pounds less than i do now.)?  however, you must remember not to over talk the weight loss shit.  let nothing consume you, bitch.  show your dynamic self?  it's much more appealing to those of us who may want to get in your pantaloons. 

 

(and why the fuck can i not upload a motherfucking picture from my fucking hard drive?)