Monday, December 29, 2008

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12/29/2008 03:58:00 PM

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

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12/23/2008 11:35:00 AM
when you love someone, you talk with them, right?

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Friday, December 05, 2008

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12/05/2008 06:44:00 PM
This movie looks awesome!

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Retards

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10/16/2008 11:20:00 AM

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

in love pussy never did fall

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10/11/2008 11:01:00 PM
this is my sexy new hair. =) i'd like fall a lot more if we could go straight to spring from here. winter's a bit extreme for my tastes. i still can't believe i have a master's degree! i'm now brandon, b.a., b.s., m.s.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

i love you, ms. pink!

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10/03/2008 06:52:00 AM

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

=)

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9/28/2008 12:07:00 PM

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Movies

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9/27/2008 12:13:00 PM
it's looking like this fall's going to be filled with great movies. check these out...

Secret Life of Bees

Doubt

Choke

Rachel Getting Married

i want to see them all. especially doubt.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

get a life

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9/19/2008 10:06:00 PM

so... i've finished my masurbator's degree! can you believe that shitz? i sent my portfolio off on monday after i found an open post office. my professor emailed me and said that she'd recieved it. i can't believe, i can't believe, i can't believe i'm so proud of me!

in the meantime, i've been playing/doing/fucking around with secondlife. there's a hot, sexy pic of me above.... aren't i fucking hot? don't you want to fuck the hell out of me? =) assuming you do the girl thing... if you don't, you probably just want to be me. i know how it goes, i know. i've heard it my entire life.

oh! and i bought myself a graduation present, too.... i fucking love it! (it's how i'm cumming to you at present.)

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Monday, July 14, 2008

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7/14/2008 01:11:00 PM

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

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7/12/2008 10:59:00 PM

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

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7/05/2008 09:58:00 PM

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

because of you, they'll rename us chingchangHOville!!!!

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7/03/2008 03:38:00 PM
you realize there's some crazy-ass shit you can find out how to do on youtube? like, so you could even learn how to brush your fucking teeth! or grow a fucking spine! or suck some mad cock! i fucking rule!

when you stop to watch, there's nobody playing truth or dare with me, and it's a cathartic exercise.

but i just wanted to say,
i don't hate you and you knew that right away...
it's fixed
and we all know you like to suck the dixed!
so go eat some papayas

once again, it's fixed, and everything in the universe is in lign. = (lign equals sign, get it?)

umm, yeah, and another question.

since we don't spell it lign, then why is it align and not aline. alike or should it be alique? oblique or obleek? leek or leak? squeak or squique?

okay, i'm going around in circles now. that gets you knowwhere or nowhere?

so you shouln't walk in circles, or you'll never get to heaven (or heven)?

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

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7/02/2008 07:04:00 PM
don't you love those days when you end up doing shit you never even thought of when you woke up in the morning?

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

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6/29/2008 02:33:00 PM
i hate you. i hate your fucking guts. i loathe you. i loathe your fucking guts. for all the times you've never learned from your mistakes or from the fucktards before you and around you. when you cause pain, when you allow pain, when you allow shackles, when you take aways freedoms, it all comes back on you, and you fucking name it bad luck. it's not bad luck; it's your self-inflicted destiny. if there's that god you think you believe in, there's also that satan waiting in the corner to snatch you up and fry you for your sins, for the shit you've continually allowed to prosper, for the pain you've allowed to continue. i fucking hate your goddamned motherfucking guts, and i want you to look into my eyes while you're frying and say you're goddamned fucking sorry. i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

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6/12/2008 04:01:00 AM
by some magic turn of the myspace wheel, i have found the blog of my first bestfriend. she and i were bestfriends in late high school and throughout most of my early days in college. hell, all my early days in college. even through all that i'm capable of seeing of her in my blog, i see remnants of the two of us.

since i've been feeling like shit because of some fucking sinus infection and other mind-numbing shit, i'm up at 4 am trying to entertain myself to sleep. but it doesn't come. i pull up her blog, and i get lost. it's like i'm catching up on years of loss. but i still hate her, and i'm pretty sure that she'd say that she still hates me. but i think that hate comes from our different ways of expressing such awesome similarities...if that makes sense.

like, she's loud with her differences. i'm soft with my differences, even if i choose to acknowledge them. but both of those reactions come from quite similar insecurities.

still, she's managed to get married, give birth to one, maybe two kids. (the second one had about arrived earlier this month, and her blog stopped there.) sounds like she has friends and acquaintances...a sense of community...of a community who's aware of her, even the her that she's hiding by being so fucking loud.

and all of this...and all of the other people i've found on myspace who were a part of my growing up...makes it extremely evident to me that i'm just not happy with where i am right now. i mean, i love my job, but i'm fucking sick of most everything else. i call this place a home, but it's not.... there's too much silence, there's too much we don't know about each other, there's too much not giving a shit, there's absolutely too goddamned motherfucking much distance between that i'm not sure can ever be recovered...or covered for the first time. and i truly don't want to find myself being 70 years old, looking back over my life, and thinking, "jesus christ, you sure made some fucked-up decisions."

there are things i've wanted for a long time, and just the fact that i've wanted them for a long time should say something of their relevance, right? but, still, i think in the back of my mind, there's this mean little guy saying what if you get those things only to find out that you don't really want them? what if the grass really is always greener on the other side of the fence?

i just want to be honest. honest me. stop letting all this little shit worrying tear me down until i'm useless with no energy left to make shit happen. i was supposed to be great. i was supposed to be somebody, but i feel like nobody on most days. the young years are behind me. the adult years are here, and i better make good use of them, not use my vantage point at the head of the pack just to turn around and watch the others catch me and pass me up like i've done in the past.

my motherfucking nose won't stop motherfucking running, and now that i've been awake all goddamned night, i have to go to school all day today for a conference which will, undoubtedly, make my year next year a funderful one!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

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6/10/2008 11:31:00 PM
it's after 11.30 pm, and most of the normal world is in bed. and this summer is something that i have been looking forward to for months, and there's nothing i can find in it. i don't want to go to bed simply because i have tried really hard today to reserve some energy stores for tonite so that i could stay up and write a paper that's been due for too long. but i want to go to bed. just for the comforts of the comfort my little family provides, proving to the world...or to myself...that there's something to hold onto. (especially when i'm a sucky student who doesn't do his work like a good little grad student.) there's something nice in it for me. i hate having feelings that contradict feelings.

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

random shitake

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5/24/2008 04:52:00 PM
happy summer! i'm delighted to be reporting to you from the hemisphere that is just beginning its celebration of this wonderous season. and with only three working days left until i begin a nearly three month-long paid vacation, i am deleriously delerious!

you know what i love about homemade milkshakes? i love the part when there's just a little milk and a little ice cream left in the bottom of the cup and it tastes like a really thick, sweet sip of milk!

i need to get my horses out and bathe them and groom them and give them three kisses apiece.

here in a coupla weeks, bridgette's going to come stay with us for a few days while my parents are on vacay. i know that shelby's not looking forward to it. for she thoroughly enjoys being the youngest princess in the house!

before signing off, i just have a good piece of advice to share: don't forget to smell it before you eat it!

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

gee golly whiz!

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5/18/2008 10:33:00 PM
oh, my, god! walmart sucks ass, especially late at night. you get all that trash who have their children out when they should be in bed, feeling safe, resting up for tomorrow. the cashiers are zombies, standing there, dealing with asshole customers in the middle of the night because there's no other choice. i feel disconnect. i feel down. the place behind my face hurts because my soul is void.

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

love, southern-style!

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5/17/2008 01:53:00 PM
i feel so motherfucking accomplished and so goddamned close to summer! last evening i caught myself up on my school work, and i was up late. just like summer! today i've been cleaning and shit. now i just need to fucking work a little more so i don't fall behind again. the hewk and i are going to a graduation openhouse this evening.

8 days and definitely counting!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

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5/13/2008 06:24:00 AM
I'm so mother sleepy! Two weeks from today begins the final three. Then, I'll go to sleep.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

ass fuckers

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5/10/2008 01:02:00 PM

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It's Tina, Bitch!

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5/10/2008 11:05:00 AM

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Planting a garden...

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5/10/2008 10:45:00 AM
Good morning, all you whores and ho bags! This is Saturday, one of my favorite days for the weak, at least during my working part of the year. But in the summertime, I'm happy to say they're all just like Saturday to me! That makes me happy, and that makes you pea green with envy!

Sometimes I feel like I don't know shit, and this bothers me. Other times, I feel like a purpose has to be artificial. Purpose, by its very own nature, requires the energy of that for which it is purposeful. And sometimes a purpose seems obvious, but then I digress. Or is it regress?

I hate the smell of ass.

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Non-Easy Silence

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5/04/2008 10:50:00 AM
I don't like Sundays. Sunday means getting it all together for tomorrow. I have papers due tonite for my grad classes, lesson plans to finish, papers to grade, and other random shit around the house to do. Like, Beau and Shelby both need bathed. I'm sure there's laundry that needs doin'. And in the middle of all this, and for some fucked-up reason no one's sure of, there's no one to talk to.

Carbon Monoxide
Soon I'll go to sleep

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

find the cephie!

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4/19/2008 04:16:00 PM

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Get $10 Cash!

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4/19/2008 02:52:00 PM
Thank you, sweet Jesus! My wireless capabilities have been restored. I was quite shoked last evening and this morning because I couldn't get my laptop to listen to our wireless signal and put me out there on the 'net. Now, Jesus has listened to my prayers, told me to restart the modem and router, and allowed me my internet access once again. Now I can continue doing good!

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Monday, April 14, 2008

the special two

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4/14/2008 06:43:00 PM

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my recent trip to brazil

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4/14/2008 06:32:00 PM
i procrastinate so fucking much! i have a paper due...two papers, in fact...and i've been doing everything to avoid working on them. i've done dishes, added water to the aquarium, played mario party, cleaned out the fridge, played with the kids.... i'm sure there's other shit in there, too. now i'm blogging about shit that really doesn't fucking matter.

this morning the message i got was just to be strong, cuz i'm going to have to do it on my own. don't we all? maybe i'm crazzy.

anyway, missy higgins is my new woman-singer-obsession. i particularly like "the special two". you should download it and shit. especially if you haven't shat in awhile.

we were the girls of the 50's
stoned rock and rollers in the 60's
and more than our names got changed as the 70's slipped on by
now we're 80's ladies
there ain't been much these ladies ain't tried

i like kt oslin, too. i think she was the first woman-singer-obsession of mine. now it's so fucking obvious that i'm trying too fucking hard not to write that paper. just write it! right? it's about using writing samples to guide instruction. blah, blah, blah.

okay. i'm going to go write. or at least find some other avoidance technique.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

sorta hot psa

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4/13/2008 11:47:00 AM

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Monday, April 07, 2008

crack whores and jesus

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4/07/2008 07:41:00 PM
this weather, like, makes me fucking whet! in case you're not here with me, it's around 70 degrees and sunny. inotherwords, it's the perfect spring day! there were lots of old people sitting on their porches and in their yards as i was out driving around earlier. young people don't do that no more, but it's fucking relaxing. it makes me miss shit: 2002 wasn't a horrible year for me.

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

my new favorite word

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4/06/2008 01:46:00 PM
i slept for 14 hours last night, this morning, and this afternoon, and i still don't want to move. that says a little something, if you can read into it like i want you to.

i'm thinking about switching careers. i want to be a songwriter now. i'm thinking that if i can get the first big one into the hands of someone like carnie wilson, i'll be set up for a life full of grammys.

i know i'm rare
you stop and stare
you think i care
i don't

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Happy B-day, Moses E.!

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3/30/2008 01:44:00 PM
Moses E. turns 11 today, and he doesn't look a day over 5. All the other kitties find him quite attractive, and he gets "offers" by the day. (I think it's probably all in the genes!)

You know you've officially reached adulthood when you're excited about the purchase of a new appliance! Last evening, we purchased a new dishwasher, and we'll be picking it up tomorrow. Woo hoo!!!

I've also reconnected with Marcerita Propetia, the Santa Maria! It feels great to reconnect with old friends with whom you've shared a quality relationship. There's one more person I need to pull back into my life. But then there are others that I thank my lucky socks are no longer a negative influence, pulling me down into the pits of hell. (Not that I wasn't heading there willingly.)

Okay.... I've seriously got to get bizzy. Tomorrow, it's back to the real world after a more than week-long spring break. It saddens me. A little. Did I tell you that I'm going to hopefully finish my Master's this summer, earlier than planned!? Another woo hoo!

Pardy harty!

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

smurfy

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3/15/2008 06:17:00 PM

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

It's Phree!

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2/17/2008 11:26:00 AM
(Dear Dar,

Your mom, my friend, left a message on my machine. She was frantic, saying you were talking crazy, that you wanted to do away with yourself. I guess she thought I'd be the perfect resort, cuz we've had this inexplicable connection since our youth.
)

Moses Elizabeth is being clingy today, so much that I could hardly eat our traditional breakfast witout getting a taste of tail. Not good tail, not that any tail would taste good to me. But to each his own. Jesus would want it that way. If he were still with us.

I digress.

(Buddy, I don't really care what your problem is, just don't make it mine!) There's only one thing these days that makes me happy without question. Always. But it usually makes me poop.

(I'm a chipper, cheerful free-for-all, and I light up a room!)

Of my two youngest children, I'm most like Shebsie, but I want to be most like Cephie. Cephie is a chipper, cheerful, free-for-all, and he lights up my room. He loves without restraint. He lives on his own terms. He does what he wants. He doesn't let a lot of shit get him down. Shebsie, on the otherhand, lies on her stomach, with her legs spread everytime you look at her cross-eyed. Okay, that's an exaggeration. (As if you didn't know that!) But, anyway, she does that shit whenever you offer her affection.

Can you handle me the way I'm are?

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