a message for you from jesus
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we put up strings and cans to keep the deer out of my motherfucking tomatoes. they were doing so well, but the fuckers keep nibbling at them nite after nite. now there are a bunch of long stems poking out into thin air with nada leaf on them.
the other day i found my very first fag hag's thing on myspace.com but i'm, like, ascared to email her and stuff. she has three kids. isn't that atrocious? someone MY AGE with THREE children! i can't keep a good hag for straight men and lesbians anyway, so what's the mofo point?
i think i'm going to look her up again and email her. i used to love her a whole bunch.
is your place in heaven worth giving up these kisses?
the other day i found my very first fag hag's thing on myspace.com but i'm, like, ascared to email her and stuff. she has three kids. isn't that atrocious? someone MY AGE with THREE children! i can't keep a good hag for straight men and lesbians anyway, so what's the mofo point?
i think i'm going to look her up again and email her. i used to love her a whole bunch.
is your place in heaven worth giving up these kisses?
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I don't know how to get over someone as dangerous, tainted, and flawed as you. You're screwed up and brilliant, look like a million dollar man. So why is my heart broke?
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